So, I tried to visit WhoresWillBeWhores today and found it was gone. Another victim of mysterious tumblr disappearances. If you’ll allow me, I’d like to take a moment to remember a blog I frequently reposted from. If you’re Irish (or even if you’re not) hoist one in remembrance of one of your own. And in consideration of your own fate.
Let us begin.
Yea, it has come to pass that another of our brethren has passed into the Great Beyond. The tumblr, “WhoreswillBeWhores” has fallen. It is no more. It’s bandwidth is zero. It’s posts have been deleted. All inquiries have been permanently 301 redirected to that great server in the sky. It is an ex-tumblr.
Oh, WhoresWillBeWhores, we barely knew Ye. Never again, will randy tumblr users view your finest offerings of pretty girls posing in slutty outfits, of smeared make-up and cum-glazed faces, of petite Asian girls surrounded by huge cocks, of professional and amateur porn and items too diverse to catalog, because, after all, this is a eulogy and not a porno. Always there, whenever I needed a reblog and never a harsh hate mail posted on his site. A tumblr cut down in its prime, before its time. You will be missed. Vaya con dios.
I hope he finds peace, though I suspect he is pissed.
Thank you for coming. We are adjourned.
60,000+ followers strong, WhoresWillBeWhores was struck from our midst without warning, by dark uknown forces. Was there a problem with content? Copyright violation? Random act of tumblr policy? Was there any chance to prevent oblivion? Who can say. Certainly not WhoresWillBeWhores, for his voice has been silenced. This follows the disappearance of DroolingFemmes, who recently comeback (http://my-drooling-femme.tumblr.com/). Something is stalking the tumblrs. We have no warning, not knowing why it strikes or who will be next. Enjoy tumblr life while you can, my droogies.